CRAP Blogg for the crappy annonymouses: 2008

Women wear high heels to bed.

Men are never impotent.

When "going down" on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment; instead she will insist he have sex with her.

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.

WOMEN SCREAM AND GRAB THE MAN'S ASS CLOSER TOWARDS THEM. causing more moaning.

Women always orgasm when men do.

All women are noisy cummers; often they will announce when it is happening.

People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

Those tits are real.

Period.

A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Spanking isalso a turn-on.

Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

If there are two of Men present, they will "high five" each other.(and the girl won't be disgusted!)

Double penetration makes women smile.

Asian men don't exist.

If you come across a guy and his girl friend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat you to death if you shove your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.There's never a plot.When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. Nurses tend to suck patients' cocks as an exam method.

Men always pull out, and can hold until the money shot.When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining both of you. Women never have headaches... or periods.

When a woman is sucking off a man, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it", lest she forget what she is doing.

Anuses are perpetually clean. Everyone's penis is bigger than yours. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudlyon his hip.

A Penis joke is an appropriate lead-in to the so-called "nasty". Geeks never have to beg. Every girl on the planet is bi

When women are having their last orgasm, it's important to show aclose-up of the man's face for all of it.

Pubic hair is just a myth.

Sleeping is discouraged unless you're over 65

All Women secretly desire anal sex

- Jessie

Mmmm! They say a picture of beauty can speak a thousand words of pleasure...

Well every time a picture of you comes into my mind...

damn I find myself getting lost in so much pleasure and desire...that without hesitation I feel my dark cock getting excited for you...Wanting you, needing you...and when you're not here I find myself touching myself for you...I get lost in the realms of wanting my lips pressed against your lips...as our tongues begin to explore the hidden pleasure zones...

Damn just sitting here with my eyes closed I can feel how soft and warm you are to me...as I gently let my tongue explore the essences of your soft and warm lips...letting my tongue trace your lips, gently resting them against yours...I can feel your body heat warming up to me...wanting to give into the pleasures you're feeling..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

I can see my hands wanting to explore all of your sexy body as you lay next to me...the visions of my hands pushing slowly up your thighs...as our lips are still locked in a lover's embrace...Your lips taste like honey...as you gently suck on my tongue...trying to pull me in deeper into your mouth...As you do that I'll feel my body start to tremble...wanting to show you just how hot you're making me feel...

As you start to moan I imagine myself undressing you with my eyes...as you slowly undress before me in a seductive way...you feel my hands helping you undress...damn you've got the look of lust in your eyes...We'll both know that "love" is ok but tonight we'll let loose of the "lust" we'll feel for each other...

And as your clothes fall softly to the floor...it's then that my eyes will fully engage in the essences of your beauty...as you'll stand before me in that sexy bra & laced panties...I'll slowly run my hand up between your thighs...to where pleasure will begin..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

Fuck I can't deny it...I have a lust to taste you...Lick you...feel your wetness on my finger-tips...tease you as your body gives into those love- games my hands will start to play...I'll listen as your body calls out to me...Sssssh! I hear it callin' me now...As my hands are braced on the sides of your hips...you'll feel my hands gently pull your laced panties down...and I'll feel you brace yourself as you'll rest one hand on my shoulders...To gently step out of your now soaked panties...as I lay them on the floor...only to let me have full view of your sweet honey dipped tunnel of love..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

Damn how I just want to kiss you there...And with out hesitation I'll feel you pull my head to rest sweetly upon your trimmed bush...of sex...as I breathe in the sweet aroma that lingers near my lips...I am fully locked in a daze...as I watch your wet pussy lips puff up sensually, and begin to swell with lust and anticipation...of gliding on my tongue...as you'll glaze my lips with your wetness...That will send signals to the depths of my soul...telling me how bad you'll want me to eat...of your nectar..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

The visions of your body standing before me is so clear...that I'll feel your body shiver gently as a soft moan escapes your lips...It's then that I'll feel your pussy walls opening up for me...Wanting me...Feeling me...Needing me...to fill you up with so much pleasure...I'll feel your hips do a slow-dance as your pelvis gently grinds against my every lick, and every taste of you...But then you'll pull away from me...Standing before with lust in your eyes...You'll let your fingers...gently open up your sweet pussy to fully espose your swollen clit...with one signal from your finger...that will hypnotize me to come closer to you again...and beg me to fuck you with my tongue...only to feel you rock out of control as you try to brace your self with balance...

I can tell you're in a love-funky-kind of mood as I'll feel you rest one leg on my shoulders...as you maximize the moment in love...I'll feel you let go of more of your sweet love juice as it drenches my chin...and coats my my faces with the essences of you..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

That...having you explode with full force from my tongue...I'll feel you push me back...to show me just badly you'll want me still...For I'll feel your hands pressed against my shirt...as you'll slowly unbutton it...so that I can feel your soft hands stroking my chest...but with a force your hands rips off my shirt with an intense desire...as the buttons fly...And as you'll look into my eyes...I'll feel you kiss my chest...

Mmmm! running your mouth over my nipples...and then letting your tongue glide down past my navel...only to feel you open up my pants...as your hands search to feel my hardness of my throbbing hard cock...Again I see you look up at me...with smile...as you've discovered the treasure you've long to feel...It's then you hear the sounds of my voice intensely letting go with pleasures you've yet to see...With a full rush you gently let me step out of my clothes so that you now have a full vision of my nakedness... for standing before you will be a dark brown skinned kind of lover that you adore...

A slight gasp escapes your lips...As you smile seductively...of what your lips are dying to taste of me..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

As you lower your lips...down on my now swollen head...I'll feel your lips glaze up and down my shaft...While you still play those love games of playing with your pussy lips...with your finger-tips...I get locked in trance as I watch your hips rise and down on your soaked finger-tips...while you suck on me...letting your soft round lips put on a show...for my dark hard cock to desire...My hips lock up...as I rise to meet your lips...that gently glaze me...with the juices that flow from your sucking lips...It's then I imagine myself pulling you up on top of me...letting you have full control of whatever pleasure your body wants...

I'll look down as you watch lustfully as your wet pussy lips open up for me...gently tracing and coating my hard veined shaft with soaking juices that are sensually squirting with desire to saturate me...I'll feel your warm walls surround me...Grasping hold of some good loving dick...As you start to pump with a force...yet to reckoned with...Our bodies indulged in a lovers game of sweet sensual sweat...watching you bite your top lip sends waves of pleasure through out our bodies...to only intensify...what your pussy lips want from me...The only sounds to fill the room will be us...as we're locked in lust...Sweat dripping back breaking lust...is what has us rocking and fucking in motions...that we get lost in..."I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"

As you bounce with me...ride with me...Shake with me...Calling my name begging me to fuck you harder...I rise up to suck on your nipples as you hold on...scratching my back...as your sexy nails are mixed with my un-controlling sweat of desire...I'm sucking on your neck...leaving marks and sexy nibbles of my signature of love for you...Your breathing intensifies...telling me that you're ready to cum...You beg and scream with desire for me...to fill you up with my hot white cream to mix with your drenching pussy juice...My heart beats faster...As you rock out of control...Yeah!...I'm cumming now...as you'll feel the rush of my cream pumping deeply into you...We'll collapse against each other...trembling out of control...Covered in a lovers sweat...Yes I know that we have "love" flowin' between us, but just for this moment...I "lust" for you...But as I open up my eyes...I just had to let you know...that...

"I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!"-

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